Week of 12/21/2016
Q: At what time of day does the letter סמך (Samakh) go out to play
A: AfterNoon (After נון)
Week of 12/28
Q: Why didn't the Nazir complain at all?
A: Because he wasn't allowed to WINE.
Week of 11/24
Q: What do you call a person that murdered a bunch of Cheerios?
A: A Cereal Killer!
Week of 11/02
Q: How do we know that Elsa was a Sephardic Jew?
A: She said Anna every day (אנא)
Week of 10/26
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?
A: ODOR in the court!
[Joke provided by Michael Almaghrabi]
Week of 10/19
Q: When was the first Atom created?
A: On the Sixth Day (Atom HaRishon)!
Week of 10/05
Q: How do you start a conversation with a fish?
A: You throw him a line.
[Thanks to Bobby Anteby]
Week of 09/28
Q: Where did the Jewish child dip his iPhone?
A: In the HONEY! (Sweet joke!)
Week of 09/21
Q: What do you call a bunch of Rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline
Week of 09.14
Q: What do you call an Apple and [not or- thanks to Simon Masry] a Pear that boxes?
A: Fruit Punch
Week of 09.07
Q. Who is the father of all corny jokes?
A. PopCorn!
Week of 08.31
Q. What do you call an Alligator in a Vest?
A. An InVestiGator
Week of 08.24
Q. Why was the Ice Cream Bar always cracking jokes?
A. It had really Good Humor
Q: At what time of day does the letter סמך (Samakh) go out to play
A: AfterNoon (After נון)
Week of 12/28
Q: Why didn't the Nazir complain at all?
A: Because he wasn't allowed to WINE.
Week of 11/24
Q: What do you call a person that murdered a bunch of Cheerios?
A: A Cereal Killer!
Week of 11/02
Q: How do we know that Elsa was a Sephardic Jew?
A: She said Anna every day (אנא)
Week of 10/26
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?
A: ODOR in the court!
[Joke provided by Michael Almaghrabi]
Week of 10/19
Q: When was the first Atom created?
A: On the Sixth Day (Atom HaRishon)!
Week of 10/05
Q: How do you start a conversation with a fish?
A: You throw him a line.
[Thanks to Bobby Anteby]
Week of 09/28
Q: Where did the Jewish child dip his iPhone?
A: In the HONEY! (Sweet joke!)
Week of 09/21
Q: What do you call a bunch of Rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline
Week of 09.14
Q: What do you call an Apple and [not or- thanks to Simon Masry] a Pear that boxes?
A: Fruit Punch
Week of 09.07
Q. Who is the father of all corny jokes?
A. PopCorn!
Week of 08.31
Q. What do you call an Alligator in a Vest?
A. An InVestiGator
Week of 08.24
Q. Why was the Ice Cream Bar always cracking jokes?
A. It had really Good Humor